When I was 17 years old my mom got drunk at my cousin’s wedding and smashed one of the lights in the country club bathroom. I’m not sure how she did it. She was inside the stall and I was standing by the sinks, waiting for her to get out, thinking we needed to go home but wondering how. I heard the glass break and fall in pieces on the floor. I think she fell down, but I’m not positive. I was pretty drunk too. Free champagne will do it to ya.
Anyway, I drove home. Drunken 17 year old carries her mom to car, drives her home, hopes she doesn’t get pulled over. Ignores bite marks on her neck. How’d those get there? Mom was confused.